Never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. Because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.
Intimidate your cereal and let it know that you aren’t playing around. This vintage spoon is engraved with the words “cereal killer,” so that your sweet, sugary breakfast victims know what’s coming just before it’s too late. Sold on Etsy.